trečiadienis, liepos 11, 2007

What would Jesus NOT do?

Išvygdamas į San Franciską, Laurynas paliko man keleta knygų pasiskaitymui, taigi, atidėjas saviškęs į šoną, griebiausi jojo. Pirmoji knyga yra Chuck Palahniuk "Choke". Pateiksiu keleta sarkastiškų citatų:

“No matter what else you come up against, if you could smile and laugh while a monkey did you with chestnuts in a dark concrete basement and somebody took pictures, well, any other situation would be a peace of cake.”

“The grade-schoolers who come here, its all big deal for them to visit the henhouse and watch the eggs hatch. Still, a regular chick isn’t as interesting as, say, a chicken with only one eye or a chicken with no neck or with a stunned, paralysed leg, so the kids shake the eggs. Shake them hard and put them back to the hatch.
So if what’s born deformed or insane? It’s all for the sake of education.
The lucky ones are just born dead.”

“The crying part, where I’m hugged in somebody’s arms, gasping and crying, that part just gets easier and easier. More and more, the hardest part of crying is when I can’t stop.”

“In good old Colonial Dusboro, masochism is a valuable job skill. Isn’t it in most jobs.”

“Ignorance was bliss.”

3 komentarai:

Laurynas rašė...

„We destroy the future to preserve the present“

FK rašė...

sita siektiek Fight Clubu kvepia, todel neitraukiau. Ieskojau buten kas jai savotiska..

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